It turns out that Egyptian superstar Tamer Hosni will be torturing us with more English songs. The pop star has recently announced that he's accepting an offer from an international production company to produce his upcoming album abroad, under the following conditions: he has to sing in both Arabic and English and must move the US.

Now while that doesn't sound like a bad deal, we have a few important questions...

First of all, who the hell is this retarded company?

Secondly, he has to sing in English!? Seriously? Have they not heard his disgraceful version of "Hotel California"!?

Third of all...well actually those two pretty much sum it up.

The singer signed the contract for two years...for $6 million!

We definitely wish him well on all his endeavors but we definitely think he should stick to Arabic.